Nick Tortelli Quote #42
Quote from Nick Tortelli in Spellbound
Diane: Where's Loretta?
Nick Tortelli: Uh, I don't know. She, uh, she got up and ran out on me. Uh, apparently, she didn't like the cake.
Diane: Nick, do yourself a favor. Get up out of that chair, march out that door... Do you mind? [music stops] March out that door, find your wife, take her in your arms, sweep her up off her feet, and tell her that "If our hearts cannot be as one for all eternity, life will have lost all meaning."
Nick Tortelli: Okay, I'll do that. That's it, boys. You're off the clock. Find your own ways home. [o.s.] Loretta!
Cheers Quotes
‘Spellbound’ Quotes
Quote from Diane
Diane: Nick, will you give up on me? You and I are an impossibility. The only thing you instill in me is the desire to flee. And then to be de-flea'd.
Quote from Sam
Carla: You know, Sammy, I know you kind of like Diane. But you're gonna have to face it. She's his now.
Sam: Oh, come on, will you stop it? I mean, Nick and Diane, they don't even belong on the same planet. The guy doesn't have any table manners. I mean, he thinks he's God's gift to women. And when was the last time he even picked up a book?
Carla: How's that different from you, Sam?
Sam: All right, there's a big difference... There's a big difference between thinking you're God's gift and knowing it.
Quote from Diane
Loretta: Oh, Sam, you stood up for me. Nobody's ever done that for me before. [kisses Sam]
Sam: Oh.
Nick Tortelli: Sam, I'm aghast.
Sam: What?
Nick Tortelli: You of all people?! Have you no respect for our blessed union?
Sam: Oh, come on, Nick. There's nothing going on here. I'm not interested in Loretta.
Nick Tortelli: Uh, I got one thing to say to you, Sam. Two can play the same game. You took my woman... [looks at Diane] I'm gonna take yours.
Diane: Me? You're taking me? The only thing you should be taking is penicillin.