Diane Quote #651
Quote from Diane in Spellbound
Carla: You know, there's, there's something about him. I mean, he knows women. Like a jeweler knows jewels. Like a meat cutter knows meat.
Loretta: Like a marine biologist knows marines. Knowing me as well as I do, I'll probably end up crawling right back to him.
Carla: Yeah, and he'll be there waiting with that cute look on his face and those three little words, "She's my cousin."
Diane: You're not crawling back to him. We're gonna fight this together. You don't need that reptile. You can take care of yourself.
Loretta: But what'll I do?
Diane: Well, you must be good at something.
Loretta: Well... I'm great at singing.
Diane: Okay.
Loretta: In fact, before I married Nick, I was on my way to becoming a taller, blonder, less Mormon Marie Osmond.
Cheers Quotes
‘Spellbound’ Quotes
Quote from Diane
Diane: Nick, will you give up on me? You and I are an impossibility. The only thing you instill in me is the desire to flee. And then to be de-flea'd.
Quote from Sam
Carla: You know, Sammy, I know you kind of like Diane. But you're gonna have to face it. She's his now.
Sam: Oh, come on, will you stop it? I mean, Nick and Diane, they don't even belong on the same planet. The guy doesn't have any table manners. I mean, he thinks he's God's gift to women. And when was the last time he even picked up a book?
Carla: How's that different from you, Sam?
Sam: All right, there's a big difference... There's a big difference between thinking you're God's gift and knowing it.
Quote from Diane
Loretta: Oh, Sam, you stood up for me. Nobody's ever done that for me before. [kisses Sam]
Sam: Oh.
Nick Tortelli: Sam, I'm aghast.
Sam: What?
Nick Tortelli: You of all people?! Have you no respect for our blessed union?
Sam: Oh, come on, Nick. There's nothing going on here. I'm not interested in Loretta.
Nick Tortelli: Uh, I got one thing to say to you, Sam. Two can play the same game. You took my woman... [looks at Diane] I'm gonna take yours.
Diane: Me? You're taking me? The only thing you should be taking is penicillin.