Norm Quote #411
Quote from Norm in Tan 'n' Wash
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody. [silence] Norm! Norman. How're you feeling today, Norm? Rich and thirsty. Pour me a beer.
Woody: Yes, sir, Mr. Peterson. Boy, you sure have gotten successful, huh?
Norm: Well, Woody, you know what they say about success. It's one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration.
Carla: So is your shirt.
Cliff: Yeah, and you know what else they say about success there, Mr. Rockeflounder? It's lonely at the top.
Norm: Yeah, but the food's better, Cliff.
Sam: Hey, you don't have to rub our noses in it, man. I mean, we're your friends, after all.
Norm: Friends? You call yourselves friends? The last four or five times I've walked in here, you treat me as if I've done something wrong. You know, not one of you guys has bothered to congratulate me for my success. Which, I might add, you all had a chance to share in. Maybe I should just take my refreshment business elsewhere. When I think of all the hours I wasted in here when I could have been wasting them somewhere else.
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‘Tan 'n' Wash’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Paul: Hey, Norm, how's the world been treatin' ya?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.
Quote from Woody
Carla: Hey, Wood, do you want in?
Woody: I don't think so. You know, when I left home, my father gave me some very sound advice. "Never trust a man who can't look ya in the eye. Never talk when you can listen. And never spend venture capital on a limited partnership without a detailed, analytical fiduciary prospectus."
Quote from Woody
Norm: Tell you the one I hate. You know, you're back in college, right? And you haven't been to class the entire semester, and the teacher's about to give the final exam.
Carla: Oh, yeah, that one's the worst.
Cliff: What're you talkin' about, Carla? You never went to college.
Carla: It's a dream, stupid.
Woody: Well, how about the one where you go to this fancy restaurant, and before they let you in, they make you leave your legs at the door? Then the girl gives you claim check number six. So you go in, but instead of food, everyone's eatin' their silverware. Only you can't really enjoy your fork because you're so worried that whoever got claim check number nine might finish first and pick up your legs by mistake.
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Oh, yeah.