Diane Quote #583
Quote from Diane in The Cape Cad
Sam: All right. Come on. Let's go.
Diane: No.
Sam: What do you mean "no"? Oh, all right, I see what you doing. That's good. That's, that's very funny. That's... [chuckles] All right. Come on.
Diane: No, the only place I'm going is home.
Sam: You know, it's very funny. I laughed. The joke's over.
Diane: Sam, this is the wrong time for physical dalliance. It's too soon. If we rush into a physical encounter now, we might ruin the much more important nuptial consummation coming up.
Sam: Smell the old salt air.
Diane: Sam, please. This is nothing to worry about. We're on the right course. When we're married, you'll be happy we waited. Really, this is nothing to be upset about. Bye-bye.
Sam: Fine. Fine, fine, fine, fine. I mean, it's perfect. You said someone was gonna ruin this weekend, but now I'm really gonna have some fun here. Shoot.
Waiter: Did we lose another one? [Sam groans]
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Quote from Norm
Cliff: Boy, Carla, you know, I never thought you'd be able to unload all those kittens in one night.
Carla: Yeah, it was just a simple matter of marketing technique, you know. Giving away a beer with each kitten really did the trick.
[Norm comes out of the backroom with a beer in his hand and a litter of cats in his arms and pockets]
Norm: Here, Toots, time for your first cab ride. You know you guys are really gonna love Vera. She has legs just like a scratching post.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Hi, everybody. [dejectedly:] Hi, Diane. Welcome back.
Diane: Carla, you don't seem surprised that I'm working here.
Carla: I knew you'd return. Your kind always does. Like roaches after atomic testing.
Diane: Well, I must say I'm relieved to see you act this way. I was expecting something a little more violent.
Carla: No. I'm glad you're back. You see, I got this theory. If you and Sam hang around each other long enough, one of you is going to kill the other. Now, if Sam kills you, fine. If you kill Sam, I'll turn you in, get a reward, and you'll get the chair. [imitates electrical crackling] Either way I come up a winner.
Diane: I think we're becoming friends. Let's have a slumber party sometime.
Quote from Diane
Diane: Sam, two nights ago on the boat, you demonstrated in no uncertain terms that you and I are inevitable. You said those words I had hoped to hear for so long, "Will you marry me?" Before thinking, I responded no. But then I realized all I needed was some time alone to clear my mind. Now I have returned to you with a resounding "yes." Say, Sam, I don't like it any more than you do, but I've decided to accept it. Therefore, I am going to work here so that when you finally accept it, as we both know you will, we can move forward to build and nurture our relationship. Excuse me. I have customers to wait on.
Sam: No, you- Listen, listen, l, I don't want you here. I don't want you in the building. I don't want you on this planet.
Diane: He's crazy about me.
Sam: No, I'm not crazy about her. You make me sick to my stomach. That's how I am about her.
Diane: We have kind of a little thing going. Now, what would you like? I'm sorry. This isn't my table.