Diane Quote #523

Quote from Diane in Dark Imaginings

Diane: Oh, Sam! Oh, I can't stand to hear you talk like that. You were right. I was wrong. You can't just lie back and accept getting old. You have to live each day to the fullest.
Sam: I don't know. It's...
Diane: No, really, I mean it. Besides, you men get better looking the older that you get. [gives Sam a mirror] Look at this guy. Huh? Strong. Vital. Sexy. Isn't he something?
Sam: You really think I'm better looking now?
Diane: You're a much more attractive man than when I first met you. Much more. And there's no telling what you may yet achieve. [Sam gets out of bed and heads for the door] I went to the library today, and I found a book that contains a list of people who made contributions well into their latter years. [Sam wheels a cart in front of the door and dims the lights] Listen to this: Leo Tolstoy, Albert Schweitzer, Grandma Moses, Bertrand Russell, Picasso, Goethe...
Sam: Oh, now, he's my favorite.
Diane: Yeah, mine too. Mine too. He... [Sam lowers the bed]What are you doing?
Sam: Well, I just thought I'd make the room look a little more romantic. You keep reading. You go right ahead.
Diane: Oh, Sam, this is wonderful. An old person wouldn't be doing this. This is the act of a vital, strong, young man. Who wants a woman. Who wants sex. Who won't get it. But this is a very positive sign.

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 ‘Dark Imaginings’ Quotes

Quote from Woody

Diane: Does Sam's behavior give you pause? Methinks the man does protest too much.
Woody: Excuse me, Miss Chambers, but shouldn't it be "l thinks"?
Carla: Not in your case, Woody.

Quote from Norm

Norm: Boy, I envy Sammy his carefree lifestyle.
Carla: Yeah.
Norm: Night after night, he dates pretty girls, while I sit here and wrestle with the world's problems.
Carla: You do not.
Norm: What do you mean? Last night, I let out that moan at the thought of nuclear war.
Carla: It wasn't because of nuclear war. It was because we ran out of beer nuts.
Norm: It was a combination of the two.

Quote from Woody

Woody: [sobbing] I'm sorry, Sam, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do this.
Sam: I know you didn't. That's all right. It's okay.
Carla: He's been like this ever since you left, Sam.
Woody: Sam, I... I've come to donate an organ or something.
Sam: Woody, Woody, I have a hernia.
Woody: Well, if you need another one, take mine.