Sam Quote #635
Quote from Sam in Dark Imaginings
Carla: What's with the skis, Sam?
Sam: Oh, all this physical activity's put me in a physical mood. I feel like doing something else physical. I think I'm gonna go skiing for a while. If you need help behind the bar, Woody, call Bob.
Diane: Sam, this is all rather sudden. Where are you going? How long will you be gone?
Sam: Sugarloaf, Maine. If the snow's cold and the women hot, I'll be gone forever. See you guys. Bye-bye. [exits]
Woody: What a guy! We just get through playing a hard game of racquetball and he's still raring to go. You just never know what he's gonna do next. [Sam is seen crawling up the stairs] Like now, for example.
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‘Dark Imaginings’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Diane: Does Sam's behavior give you pause? Methinks the man does protest too much.
Woody: Excuse me, Miss Chambers, but shouldn't it be "l thinks"?
Carla: Not in your case, Woody.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Boy, I envy Sammy his carefree lifestyle.
Carla: Yeah.
Norm: Night after night, he dates pretty girls, while I sit here and wrestle with the world's problems.
Carla: You do not.
Norm: What do you mean? Last night, I let out that moan at the thought of nuclear war.
Carla: It wasn't because of nuclear war. It was because we ran out of beer nuts.
Norm: It was a combination of the two.
Quote from Woody
Woody: [sobbing] I'm sorry, Sam, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do this.
Sam: I know you didn't. That's all right. It's okay.
Carla: He's been like this ever since you left, Sam.
Woody: Sam, I... I've come to donate an organ or something.
Sam: Woody, Woody, I have a hernia.
Woody: Well, if you need another one, take mine.