Cliff Quote #229
Quote from Cliff in The Barstoolie
Mr. Clavin: Hey, listen, tell me about Cliffie. You guys know him a lot better than I do. Is he really as nice a guy as he seems?
Norm: Oh, you bet.
Woody: And smart too. One of the smartest guys I've ever met.
Norm: And dependable. You call Cliff at 4:00 in the morning, he's there.
Carla: Where the hell else would he be?
Woody: Hey, Mr. Clavin, do you have the gift of gab like your son?
Mr. Clavin: No, it comes from his mother's side. She's the real yapper in the family. My God, she gets rolling, she's like a hyena on bennies.
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Cliff: It's obvious, isn't it? My father didn't trust me, so he gave me the slip out of the bathroom window. Guess I'll just go home.
Carla: Well, you're ruling out the other possibility.
Cliff: What other possibility?
Carla: Well, it's a little-known fact, but more and more people have been going into men's rooms and vaporizing. I mean, just disappearing into thin air. It's an unexplained phenomenon.
Norm: It's kind of like the Bermuda Triangle.
Carla: That's right.
Cliff: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get serious, will you.
Carla: Have it your way.
Cliff: Well, you know, however, this much is true, you know. There's been recent sightings of human beings being shot up into the underbelly of alien spacecraft. You know, and speaking of the Bermuda Triangle, it's not technically a triangle.
Woody: It's not?
Cliff: Heck, no! It's a trapezedo-rhomboid. They're perfect for attracting Martian spacecraft.
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Cliff: Oh, yeah, and after all, the game of billiards was invented by the ancient Phoenicians, Norm. Well, however, it did gain newfound popularity after a group of Benedictine monks invented felt.
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Diane: Sam, two Beefeater martinis, please. [Sam hums] Well, you're just bubbling with energy. Oh, you must've mastered the childproof cap on your Flintstones vitamins.