Diane Quote #477
Quote from Diane in The Barstoolie
Woody: Sam, Melville's want to know if you still want that cheesecake.
Sam: Yes, I want that cheesecake. Tell them I'll be right up. I'm gonna go up and have that cheesecake all by myself. It's going to be the best company I've had all evening.
Diane: Indeed.
Sam: Unless maybe you wanna come along and make the evening a complete disaster.
Diane: I wouldn't have cheesecake with you if you were the last man on Earth and it was the last morsel of food.
Sam: I'm getting kind of used to eating by myself anyway.
Diane: Well, it is delicious cheesecake. Does your offer include coffee?
Sam: Maybe.
Diane: And a refill?
Sam: Don't push it.
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Cliff: It's obvious, isn't it? My father didn't trust me, so he gave me the slip out of the bathroom window. Guess I'll just go home.
Carla: Well, you're ruling out the other possibility.
Cliff: What other possibility?
Carla: Well, it's a little-known fact, but more and more people have been going into men's rooms and vaporizing. I mean, just disappearing into thin air. It's an unexplained phenomenon.
Norm: It's kind of like the Bermuda Triangle.
Carla: That's right.
Cliff: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get serious, will you.
Carla: Have it your way.
Cliff: Well, you know, however, this much is true, you know. There's been recent sightings of human beings being shot up into the underbelly of alien spacecraft. You know, and speaking of the Bermuda Triangle, it's not technically a triangle.
Woody: It's not?
Cliff: Heck, no! It's a trapezedo-rhomboid. They're perfect for attracting Martian spacecraft.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Oh, yeah, and after all, the game of billiards was invented by the ancient Phoenicians, Norm. Well, however, it did gain newfound popularity after a group of Benedictine monks invented felt.
Quote from Diane
Diane: Sam, two Beefeater martinis, please. [Sam hums] Well, you're just bubbling with energy. Oh, you must've mastered the childproof cap on your Flintstones vitamins.