Woody Quote #21
Quote from Woody in The Groom Wore Clearasil
Sam: Go ahead. Pick another name. Any name.
Anthony: Candy. Candy Simpson.
Sam: Candy Simpson. Come to Papa. All right. You're good, kid. Then again, so is Candy. [on the phone] Hi, is Candy in? Candy. Sam Malone. Yeah, you remember me? Yeah, all right. You still into hot fudge sundaes for breakfast? You're not? Oh, hell, I'm on the wrong page here. Listen, uh, what I want... What I want to say here, Candy is I want you. Yeah. Well, there you go. Uh, will you excuse me for a minute? This is getting kind of hot. I'm gonna take this in my office. Woody, you wanna hang that up? [to Anthony] Just make yourself comfortable there.
Woody: That guy's got a great life, doesn't he?
Anthony: Great? He's got no one to come home to, nobody to care about, and no reason to even get up in the morning.
Woody: And he drives a Corvette.
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Norm: Hey, Woody, give me a refill, would you?
Woody: Coming up. You know, Mr. Peterson, you're amazing. How do you keep putting them away?
Norm: Well, it's all done with mirrors, son. I just never look in one.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Hey, everybody, I got a letter from my dog.
Sam: Pretty spiffy handwriting for a dog.
Woody: Well, it's not actually from my dog. My mom writes the letters as if they're from my dog, Truman.
Cliff: Weird beyond imagination, Norm.
Woody: Listen to this: "Dear Woody, Boy, what a great day I had. I pulled all the laundry off the line, chewed up your father's bowling shoes, and grabbed a Yankee pot roast off the table. Yum, yum. " Isn't that cute?
Norm: The mutt eats better than I do.
Woody: "By the way, now that you're not here to keep me in line, your mother's thinking about putting me to sleep. I certainly wouldn't blame her, and I don't want you to either after I'm gone." Sam, cover me. I gotta make a phone call.
Quote from Norm
Sam: What exactly would I have to do?
Carla: Just take him out and show him a great time, you know? A real night on the town. Wild, crazy, borderline illegal.
Sam: I guess I could handle that. Yeah, why not? It's about time the kid learned how much fun it was to play the field.
Carla: Right.
Norm: Hey, wait just a second here. Let's not give marriage a bad rap, huh? It's a fine institution. Matter of fact, go ahead and ask any single man here if he wouldn't gladly trade places with me for a night. Hmm? Anybody? Please. One night. Oh, come on, fellas. I'm offering transportation and a hot meal.