Norm Quote #183
Quote from Norm in Norman's Conquest
Diane: Norman, stand up to them.
Norm: [o.s.] I'm not going to throw away 1 1 years of marriage. I'm looking for someone to haul it away! Now, let me tell you a little something about my honeymoon suite, or, as I call it, the Dead Zone. Want to see an impression of my wife, Vera Peterson, at the dentist's office? [runs in] Where's my jacket? This is gonna be great. [to Sam & Diane] Oh, shut up. [o.s.] Doctor, would you please clean my fangs?
Diane: Do you believe this?
Sam: Just a second. I don't want to miss this.
Cheers Quotes
‘Norman's Conquest’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: Emily, I'll be with you in a minute. Quick business call here. [on the phone] Hello, Vera, this is Norm. I'm at Cheers. It's 8:05. Uh, you need me, you've got the number here. Bye. [hangs up]
Coach: Norm, when did you get the answering machine?
Norm: I didn't, Coach. That was Vera.
Quote from Carla
Cliff: What a pathetic display. I'm ashamed God made me a man.
Carla: I don't think God's doing a lot bragging about it either.
Quote from Diane
Norm: What do you think, Sam?
Sam: Norm, I think it's stupid to jump into bed with somebody you're working with. [Diane nudges Sam] I didn't mean stupid in the unintelligent sense.
Diane: Don't mind Sam, he's a little depressed. This is the year his age caught up with his IQ.
Sam: That's years away.