Diane Quote #270
Quote from Diane in Norman's Conquest
Diane: Norman, will you do me a favor?
Norm: Yeah, what? What do you want?
Diane: Call Vera.
Norm: Why?
Diane: Just call her and listen to her voice before you rend asunder the inviolate garment of your marriage.
Norm: Diane, please.
Diane: The phone. Are you afraid, Norman?
Norm: You think I'm afraid to talk to my own wife?
Cheers Quotes
‘Norman's Conquest’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: Emily, I'll be with you in a minute. Quick business call here. [on the phone] Hello, Vera, this is Norm. I'm at Cheers. It's 8:05. Uh, you need me, you've got the number here. Bye. [hangs up]
Coach: Norm, when did you get the answering machine?
Norm: I didn't, Coach. That was Vera.
Quote from Carla
Cliff: What a pathetic display. I'm ashamed God made me a man.
Carla: I don't think God's doing a lot bragging about it either.
Quote from Diane
Norm: What do you think, Sam?
Sam: Norm, I think it's stupid to jump into bed with somebody you're working with. [Diane nudges Sam] I didn't mean stupid in the unintelligent sense.
Diane: Don't mind Sam, he's a little depressed. This is the year his age caught up with his IQ.
Sam: That's years away.