Norm Quote #174
Quote from Norm in Norman's Conquest
Carla: Look at the way she's looking at you. She is hot for your bod.
Norm: There you go.
Emily: There you are. I've been getting lonely.
Norm: Would you excuse me just one moment, please? [to the guys] You're right. The woman's a she devil. What am I going to do about it?
Cliff: Well, the course is clear, Norm. You're gonna stand up tall, act like the man you are and submit to her every demand.
Norm: Thank you, Cliff. Now can I have an opinion from someone who's had a date this century?
Cheers Quotes
‘Norman's Conquest’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: Emily, I'll be with you in a minute. Quick business call here. [on the phone] Hello, Vera, this is Norm. I'm at Cheers. It's 8:05. Uh, you need me, you've got the number here. Bye. [hangs up]
Coach: Norm, when did you get the answering machine?
Norm: I didn't, Coach. That was Vera.
Quote from Carla
Cliff: What a pathetic display. I'm ashamed God made me a man.
Carla: I don't think God's doing a lot bragging about it either.
Quote from Diane
Norm: What do you think, Sam?
Sam: Norm, I think it's stupid to jump into bed with somebody you're working with. [Diane nudges Sam] I didn't mean stupid in the unintelligent sense.
Diane: Don't mind Sam, he's a little depressed. This is the year his age caught up with his IQ.
Sam: That's years away.