Sam Quote #289

Quote from Sam in Snow Job

Sam: It was three miles away from my aunt's house. Three miles, and all of a sudden it came to me. Ski weekend, huh, am I right?
Diane: I'm sorry, Sam, I'm a little confused. What ski weekend?
Sam: Oh, come on. Somebody probably told you that I used to go skiing with my buddies on this weekend.
Diane: Now that you mention it, I believe Carla said something about that.
Sam: I knew it. I knew it.
Diane: Coach, two draughts.
Sam: And all of a sudden, because of that, you decide that I'm lying about my Uncle Nathan, huh?
Diane: Well, for a moment there, I was a trifle suspicious.
Sam: That is totally, totally silly, honey. That ski weekend is part of my past. Hey, come on. What kind of guy with a swell chick like yourself would go fool around? Anyway, even when I was on that ski weekend, I didn't fool around that much. So even if I were, um, I wouldn't be doing what you think and I'm not, so it's less. Or none. So you feel OK now?
Diane: I was never not OK.

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Quote from Coach

Carla: That was Ann Marie's teacher. Said she's gonna have to hold her back.
Diane: Oh, that's too bad, Carla.
Coach: Oh, don't worry about it, Carla. It's just as bad to skip a grade.
Carla: You skipped a grade, Coach?
Coach: I skipped four. High school, I think they called it.

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Sam: Okay, well, I got to skedaddle. I got a funeral waiting for me.
Coach: Don't we all?

Quote from Norm

Norm: So the camel says, "You get your own date." Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Coach: What's shaking, Norm?
Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach.