Sam Quote #291
Diane: What are you accusing me of?
Sam: I'm accusing you of accusing me of being a liar. I mean, all that crap about calling the newspaper. You just said that to get me crazy, huh? I mean, you and I both know you wouldn't make that call. Would you? Would you? [Diane walks past Sam] You did it! Oh, you called them! I can't believe it! Now you know there's no funeral. There's no Nathan Malone. God, what a stupid name.
Diane: Sam. Sam. I didn't call.
Sam: You didn't?
Diane: No.
Sam: Well, then, I look like an idiot.
Diane: No argument there.
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Carla: That was Ann Marie's teacher. Said she's gonna have to hold her back.
Diane: Oh, that's too bad, Carla.
Coach: Oh, don't worry about it, Carla. It's just as bad to skip a grade.
Carla: You skipped a grade, Coach?
Coach: I skipped four. High school, I think they called it.
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Coach: Don't we all?
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All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Coach: What's shaking, Norm?
Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach.