Norm Quote #152
Quote from Norm in No Help Wanted
Norm: Coming in, Malone!
Sam: Ok, Norm, how do you want to do this?
Norm: I don't want to go, Sam. [sobbing]
Sam: Oh, hey. Hey, come on. I didn't mean...
Norm: [wails] Aah!
Sam: Hey, hey, hey. Come on. Come on. Listen. Listen. We're not gonna get anywhere unless you start acting like an adult here, big fella. Come on. [indistinct] Whoa. Here. Here. Here.
Norm: This bar is all I have, Sam. You people are my family. You're my brother.
Sam: Oh, well, you're my brother, too, norm.
Norm: Oh, Sam...
Sam: Norm, hey, you're my accountant.
Norm: You mean it, Sam?
Sam: Right after this tax season.
Norm: I'll take it, but I don't want to beg.
Sam: No, no.
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Quote from Diane
Diane: Sam, now, it's true, hiring Norman has emotional overtones. But without emotions, the mind becomes a stagnant pond. And let's face it, in your case, we're not exactly dealing with white water rapids in the first place.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.
Quote from Coach
Coach: You know, Sam, every time I hear A Foggy Day In London Town, I think of my wife.
Sam: Oh, was that your song, Coach?
Coach: No, but Sinatra sang that and it always reminds me of that movie From Here To Eternity.
Cliff: Oh, you took her to see it on your first date, Coach?
Coach: No, that movie reminds me of Hawaii.
Diane: Oh, you and your wife met in Hawaii?
Coach: No, I've never been to Hawaii, Diane. Neither has Wally Engels.
Cliff: I'll take it. Coach, who's Wally Engels?
Coach: An old pal of mine in the navy. He introduced me to my wife.
All: Ah.
Sam: Boy, that's some memory you've got there, Coach.
Coach: Yeah, Sam. [Moon River plays on the radio]
Man: Ah, that song brings back great memories.
Coach: Oh, yeah, really? What?
Man: They were playing it the day my daughter got married.
Coach: Yeah?
Man: That's all.
Coach: We sure get 'em in here, don't we, Sam?