Carla Quote #141
Quote from Carla in Affairs of the Heart
Carla: You're Hank?
Hank: Yeah. How do you do.
Carla: Shut up and answer a few questions. First of all, where'd you come from all of a sudden? We never saw you in here before.
Hank: I don't really get out that much.
Carla: He's married.
Hank: No, no, Carla. I'm single.
Carla: You ever been married?
Hank: No.
Carla: Gay as a goose.
Hank: Carla. Carla.
Carla: What?
Hank: I like women. Some women very much.
Carla: Hooker bait.
Hank: Carla, I don't mind being put through my paces. In fact, I'm always one to enjoy a good game. I hope this one gets better.
Cheers Quotes
‘Affairs of the Heart’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Sam: Hey, come on. It's only a quarter.
Norm: Only a quarter? That's easy for you to say. Maybe this will change your tune.
Coach: Sam, watch it. He's going for his gun.
Norm: It's my calculator, Coach. I'm going to have to figure out how much I can drink and still stay within my suds allowance. Hmm.
Sam: What have you got?
Norm: I'm going to have to cut back 8.7%. Comes out to one beer every half hour. I'm going to have to drink a little more slowly. [Norm downs a beer] Slowing down isn't so bad.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Coach: How's life, Norm?
Norm: Ask a man who's got one. [Coach serves him a beer] Ah, here's mine now.
Quote from Carla
Carla: The only thing I'm scared of is if I go to bed with him he's gonna be so crazed with desire I'll never get rid of him.
Sam: Ah, Carla, that's not what you're afraid of. You're afraid that you're going to fall for this guy.
Carla: No, I'm not going to fall for this guy. I've already fallen for this guy.
Sam: Ah-ha. And now you're afraid he's going to turn into a jerk?
Carla: No, smart guy. He's already a jerk.
Sam: Why's he a jerk?
Carla: Because he's dishonest.
Sam: Why is he dishonest?
Carla: Because he's hiding the fact that he's a jerk.