Cliff Quote #32
Quote from Cliff in Li'l Sister Don't Cha
Cliff: Yeah, I had some healing hands to help me.
Coach: You devil!
Cliff: Yeah, some incredible, beautiful hands.
Sam: Oh, wait a minute here. Sounds like the man's been bitten by the love bug.
Norm: Oh, Cliffy, you've found somebody?
Cliff: Well-
Sam: He did, he did.
Cliff: All right, all right. I never thought I was the kind of guy to fall head over heels.
Diane: Oh, God. It isn't Annette, is it?
Cliff: Well, yeah.
Diane: Oh... I'm so happy for you.
Cliff: Thank you, Diane. It's great. She doesn't know it yet, but I'm gonna ask for her hand.
Sam: Annette?
Cliff: Yeah, isn't it something, Sammy? Me and Carla's sweet little sister. Oh, it's like fate, isn't it? Ooh, there she is.
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Quote from Carla
Sam: Should I ask what this sister's called or am I going to regret it?
Carla: No, Sammy, Annette is different than the rest of us. She's always been the good one.
Sam: Well, every family has its white sheep.
Diane: You and your sister close?
Carla: No, no. We never spent much time together. I only see her when I go home to family occasions. Weddings, holidays, stays of execution. Anyway, the thing about Annette, she's real shy. Kind of a wallflower. She doesn't have very many friends.
Sam: We'll take care of her. When are we gonna meet her?
Carla: Soon. I've been in labor for four minutes.
Diane: It was my funny face, wasn't it?
Sam: Carla, why didn't you say something?
Carla: I tried to hold out until my customers left. It was my last shot at a pity tip. [to the customer] Hey, mail it to me. I'll be at Saint Elygius Hospital. Carla Tortelli. Enjoy your drinks while I'm under the knife.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Who's she been with?
Norm: Everybody.
Cliff: You?
Norm: No.
Cliff: Because you're married, right?
Norm: Cliff, when you're married to a woman like Vera, you don't even think about extramarital sex. You try not to think about marital sex.
Quote from Norm
Norm: You know, I think that friendship is two guys who can remember all the good times they shared.
Cliff: Ah, yeah, that's good, Norm.
Norm: Remember all the times we shared?
Cliff: Hey, listen, Norm. If you want a couple of bucks-
Norm: No, Cliff, Cliff, Cliff. Remember when you thought that I was drinking too much? And you felt I really ought to stop. As a friend, I appreciated that.
Cliff: Yeah, you didn't stop, Norm.
Norm: I decided you were wrong, but...