Sam Quote #171
Quote from Sam in Showdown, Part 2
Diane: I think we're about ready to start something that might be great.
Sam: Yeah, yeah. Maybe we should kiss or something.
Diane: Oh, we're not gonna just kiss.
Sam: We're about to start something. I mean, a kiss is where you start, isn't it?
Diane: You don't make an announcement when you're about ready to kiss someone, romantically.
Sam: No, no, no. It wasn't an announcement. I just didn't want to catch you off guard. That's all.
Diane: On our first kiss, it's OK to be off guard. You should be swept away.
Sam: Well, I was. I was.
Diane: Nobody's swept away when they say, "Maybe we should kiss."
Sam: You're right. You're right. Uh, all right, when I do it, I won't say anything.
Diane: No, no. This isn't right, either.
Sam: I didn't say anything. I was swept away.
Diane: Let's face it. The moment's not right. We're too aware of what we're doing.
Sam: All right, you're right. You're right. This whole thing is not going the way it should. Maybe we should just forget about the kiss and hit the sack.
Cheers Quotes
‘Showdown, Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Diane: Maybe I can still catch him.
Sam: Fine. And while you're up there floating around, remember the day I said this: you are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met.
Diane: You, Sam Malone, are the most arrogant, self-centered-
Sam: Shut up! Shut your fat mouth.
Diane: Make me.
Sam: Make you? My God, I'm gonna... I'm gonna bounce you off every wall in this office.
Diane: Try it, and you'll be walking funny tomorrow. Or should I say funnier?
Sam: You know... You know, I always wanted to pop you one. Maybe this is my lucky day, huh?
Diane: You disgust me. I hate you.
Sam: Are you as turned on as I am?
Diane: More. [they kiss]
Quote from Norm
Norm: Diane, do you mind if I say something?
Diane: Of course not, Norman.
Norm: Sometimes a man and a woman are so afraid of being vulnerable to rejection that neither one of them will take the first step of admitting their true feelings.
Diane: Norman, that's beautiful.
Norm: I do have a romantic side, Diane. I know I make a lot of jokes about Vera, but the truth is if that woman ever packed her bags and left me, I don't know what I'd do... first.
Quote from Coach
Norm: What's wrong, Coach?
Coach: Oh, I didn't get the job in Venezuela. They hired another guy.
Cliff: Oh, jeez, what's the matter? They didn't like your Spanish?
Coach: No, no, the Spanish was fine. They didn't like my English.
Cliff: See, that's too bad, Coach. Sorry.
Coach: Well, que so what, so what.