Coach Quote #103
Quote from Coach in Pick a Con.. Any Con
Carla: It's George's bet.
George: Harry, let's stop fooling around. Now, I'm going into my private stash. Ten grand.
[Harry puts his foot up on the table and removes a wad of cash from his sock]
Diane: Oh, I like those socks.
Harry: Covered.
George: Three little ladies.
Diane: Four threes?
George: That can't be.
Harry: Seeing is believing, Mole.
Coach: George, why did you make the bet?
George: Because you scratched your nose, you idiot!
Coach: But I told you why I scratched my nose.
Sam: Okay, that does it. Harry, I never wanna see you come through that door again.
Harry: Don't worry, Malone, you won't.
George: You caused me to lose a fortune, you old fool. You're a stupid, blundering moron who deserves to lose his money.
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‘Pick a Con.. Any Con’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Sam: Hey, you feeling lucky tonight?
Diane: What you got in mind?
Sam: A game of chance, simple cut of the cards.
Diane: What are the stakes?
Sam: If I win, I get to go to bed with you.
Diane: What if I win?
Sam: You get to go to bed with me.
Diane: Forget it.
Sam: I understand. You'd rather earn it.
Quote from Sam
Sam: You're in a pretty good mood tonight.
Diane: Why not? Last night, I was up until two in the morning finishing off Kierkegaard.
Sam: I hope he thanked you for it.
Quote from Coach
Sam: What are you laughing at?
Coach: That.
Harry: One born every minute, huh, guys?
Coach: We did it, Harry!
Harry: There's your money. Now, who wants to play double or nothing?
Sam: You had George conned that you two were working together while it was you and Coach?
Coach: You're not even close.
Harry: Yeah, he is.
Coach: Oh, that's it exactly. Come on, everybody, coffee's on me.