Diane Quote #110
Quote from Diane in Father Knows Last
Diane: Carla, do you know the story of The Tell-Tale Heart?
Carla: Take a leap, Whitey.
Diane: I'm going to tell it to you. A young man killed an old man. While carrying out the crime, he could hear his victim's heart beating in fright. Ba-boom. Ba-boom. Ba-boom. Ba-boom. He was very glad when the man was dead and the awful sound stopped. Then he dismembered his victim and buried him under the floorboards. Soon, he could hear a sound coming up from the floor. Ba-boom. Ba-boom. Ba-boom. Ba-boom. Till he couldn't stand it any more. Surely everyone heard it. Eventually, guilt drove him totally insane. You can never escape your conscience. [quietly] Ba-boom. Ba-boom...
Woman: Okay, okay! Tom, I've been cheating on you. You are a wonderful man and I don't deserve you. [to Diane] I'm sorry.
Man: Wait, darling.
Diane: Ba-boom, Carla. Ba-boom. Is this having any effect on you?
Carla: None at all.
Sam: Maybe you need bigger ba-booms.
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Norm: No, don't look at me. Vera and I don't have any kids. I don't know anything about the subject.
Coach: Yeah, Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids?
Norm: I can't, Coach.
Coach: Gee, I'm sorry, Norm.
Norm: I look at Vera... I just can't.
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Coach: You know, the biggest argument I ever had with my wife was over naming our daughter. She kept insisting on Lisa. And I wanted to stick with the original name.
Sam: What was that, Coach?
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Coach: Sam, look at me. Do I look OK to you?
Sam: Yeah, why?
Coach: Well, I just went down to renew my driver's licence, right? They asked me to donate my kidneys.
Sam: Oh, no, no, don't take that personal, Coach. They ask everybody.
Coach: Those lousy highway robbers. It used to be a lousy two bucks.