Carla Quote #83

Quote from Carla in Father Knows Last

Diane: All right, let me see if I have the decadence straight. When you discovered you were pregnant, you purposely seduced Marshall because you assumed that your husband would not assume responsibility for the child.
Carla: Exactly.
Diane: Depraved.
Carla: Now, look here, Whitey. You know, you can talk, but I got four kids, and I've been raising them alone and it's been damned hard. I can't take it any more. Somebody is going to help me ease my load a little bit this time, and I don't care what I have to do to get it.
Diane: Carla, it's wrong.
Carla: I don't care. And I don't care what you think.

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