Cliff Quote #18
Quote from Cliff in Father Knows Last
Diane: Cliff, no, this isn't what you think it is.
Cliff: No, it's OK. I'm an '80s kind of a guy. I've seen all the right movies and everything.
Diane: Yes. Well, no. Cliff, you see, Carla and I were testing a fascinating scientific hypothesis.
Carla: Scientific.
Cliff: Oh, I like science.
Diane: Step right this way. Carla, show him. [Carla nibbles Cliff's ear] Unbelievable, huh?
Cliff: I didn't feel anything.
Carla: Well, sometimes there's a delayed reaction.
Cliff: Okay. Maybe if both of you jumped on...
Carla: Take a walk.
Cliff: Listen, if you need a trois for that menage, I'll be in the bar.
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Norm: I can't, Coach.
Coach: Gee, I'm sorry, Norm.
Norm: I look at Vera... I just can't.
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Sam: Yeah, why?
Coach: Well, I just went down to renew my driver's licence, right? They asked me to donate my kidneys.
Sam: Oh, no, no, don't take that personal, Coach. They ask everybody.
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