Diane Quote #104
Quote from Diane in Let Me Count the Ways
Diane: You want to know what bugs me about you?
Sam: What?
Diane: The cologne you always wear is totally without nuance!
Sam: Oh, my God! Well, that must explain all the laughter behind my back!
Diane: I don't know why I ever try to talk to you. Every conversation we've ever had is an ordeal.
Sam: Well, let's not have any more. What do you say?
Diane: Fine.
Sam: And I tell you something else. I tell you something. You won't catch me trying to come on to you again.
Diane: You're right you won't.
Sam: Well, hey, we agree on something, don't we?
Diane: No, no, I think we agree on one other thing. That I am getting the hell out of here.
Sam: Two things. Diane!
Diane: What?
Sam: Wait!
Diane: What is it?
Sam: I'm sorry about your cat.
Diane: Thank you. [sobs] Thank you.
Sam: You're welcome. [they go to hug and immediately turn away from each other] I'll see you tomorrow.
Diane: All right.
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All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
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Norm: Well, science is seeking a cure for thirst. I happen to be the guinea pig.
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Diane: Carla, I know you're not going to believe this, but I do admire you.
Carla: I believe it.
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Carla: I'll tell you, Diane. See, I always look on the bright side. I mean, no matter how lousy a situation is, I can always find something in it to make me happy.
Diane: What good could you possibly say about a loved one dying?
Carla: It ain't me.
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Diane: I am sorry to interrupt, but I have something important to say. Since I have been here, I have struggled to make certain changes in myself in order to fit in to the general milieu.
Sam: And you're doing a very good job-
Diane: It has not been easy. However, I am proud to say that, for example, I no longer have to cover my eyes when I watch a hockey fight. In one case, I even took sides. But now, in my moment of crisis, it is glaringly apparent that no one here has made any effort to understand my sensibilities.