Paul: Norm, hey. Norm, new category. This may be the end of our long, dark night.
[on TV:]
Announcer: And now to present the award for best writing in a movie or miniseries, here are super model, Kim Alexis and Hall of Fame player and coach, Mike Ditka.
Kim Alexis: Thank you.
Mike Ditka: Thank you.
Kim Alexis: You know, Coach, I was wondering, which one of us has had the most coverage in Sports Illustrated?
Mike Ditka: No contest, Kim. That would be me.
Kim Alexis: Oh, you mean because you've had so many great years on the gridiron as being both a player and a coach, right?
Mike Ditka: No, I mean because when I've seen you in the magazine, you've had very little coverage at all.
Kim Alexis: Oh, you. You know, I think it's unfair. I think that they should do an issue featuring swimsuits for men.
Mike Ditka: Great idea. The only thing is, the ladies have to model the suits.
Kim Alexis: Coach, you're incorrigible.
Mike Ditka: I don't write it, I just say it.