Sam: You're a psychiatrist. Talk to the man. You must be trained in some kind of technique.
Frasier: I was afraid somebody would bring that up. All right, all right. I do recall taking some sort of an oath once.
Sam: Good luck. Good luck.
Dr. Pascal: Keep your distance, Crane!
Frasier: Okay. l, I just want to talk to you, Louis. Do you mind if I call you "Louis"? Listen, Louis, l... I've been there. I've felt the hurt. I've felt the abandonment. I've felt what it's like when a woman tears your entire life apart. Believe me, I've been there, my friend. Even just looking at Lilith now brings back all the pain and the torment I've suffered every second for the last six months. Please, put the gun down, Louis. See, I got through it. So will you. Just put the gun down.
Dr. Pascal: Nice speech, Crane, but get out of my way or I swear to God you're gonna be the first one to go!