Cliff: Uh, hey, Woody, what'd you get for the happy couple?
Woody: Ah, well, strictly between you and me, went up in the attic, dug up one of our wedding gifts. One of the ugliest things I ever saw. We couldn't wait to get rid of it.
Cliff: Ah, yeah, so you just thought you'd, uh, pass it on to the happy couple, huh? Good thinking. So, uh, what is it?
Woody: Oh, a set of Star Trek steak knives.
Frasier: Woody, damn it! That gift was from Lilith and me! They're delightfully whimsical and- and very utilitarian.
Woody: Uh, l- l'm sorry Dr. Crane. I didn't realize.
Frasier: Well, all right, Woody. To tell you the truth, l... I was doing the same thing you were doing. Fobbing off a gift that we thought was the worst thing we ever got.
Norm: Thanks a lot, Fras. That was from Vera and me.
Cliff: You and Vera gave those away? You better not tell Ma.