Sam: Okay, Carla, I'm ready. Bring in the kit. [Carla struggles to carry a large tool box] Before you open this thing, I want you to know this is a one-shot deal, tonight only. In this box is the Sam Malone I used to be.
Carla: Sammy, if you've outgrown all this stuff, why do you keep it?
Sam: I thought maybe one day I'd have a son.
Carla: [gasps] Sam! Oh! Sam! The first edition of your little black book.
Sam: Yeah.
Carla: Oh! [gasps] Your Members Only jacket! Oh, Sammy, a picture of you and Elvis!
Sam: Yeah, yeah. The chicks really love that.
Carla: What kind of cologne is that?
Sam: It's a special blend; Old Spice, Hai Karate and something that takes spots out. I'm not really sure.
Carla: Well, I'll leave you to prepare.
Sam: Yeah. Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in!