Woody: Guys, I've gotta be honest with you. I was just trying to hustle you out there. I do know how to play poker. And to tell you the truth, I was the best poker player in Hanover.
Frasier: Uh-huh.
Woody: Actually, I was the best poker player in the entire metro Hanover area.
Cliff: Well, uh, you're in the city now, Woody.
Woody: Well, I guess you do play different than a bunch of farm boys.
Cliff: Oh, yeah.
Sam: Yes, we do. Why don't you sit down, Woodrow.
Woody: Oh, thanks. Take it easy on me.
Norm: Okay, okay. So, what sort of game would you like to play, huh?
Woody: Well, how about, uh, "Five blind piglets and one full teat?"
Norm: What the heck kind of game is that?
Woody: That's where five city boys lose all their money.