Cliff: You know, uh, you know, all my life I've, uh, kind of wanted to be a stand-up comedian. You know, uh, oh, here, here it is. How's this for an idea? Comedy night at Cheers. Seven nights a week, six shows a night. "The cock-eyed mind of Cliff Clavin."
Frasier: So you're saying it'd be just like any other night except for the mike?
Cliff: Yeah, yeah! Hey, hey, what to you say there, Becs? Huh?
Rebecca: Well, I guess you could do your comedy here, Cliff. But you know what? I mean, wouldn't you rather do it at a professional comedy club?
Cliff: Huh?
Rebecca: You know, the Laugh Tureen in Kenmore Square has an open mike night.
Cliff: Oh, yeah.
Rebecca: As a matter of fact, I think it's tonight.
Cliff: Hey, that's a great idea, Rebecca. I'll just, uh, yeah, spend the afternoon polishing up my act and, uh, showcase it there tonight. Oh, why waste all this stuff on you guys? See you later.
Rebecca: And you people think I'm so stupid.