Valerie: You know, Sam, I have to confess I've never really been out with a guy like you before. I'm afraid I don't even know how to act.
Sam: Ah, well, it's really easy. Shimmy over here a little bit, will you? There you go. Now first off, just, you know, adjust your, uh, outfit a little bit there. Very good. Laugh like hell at everything I say and, oh, yeah, put your hand in my lap.
Valerie: [laughs]
Sam: No, th- That was not a joke.
Valerie: Sam, I really feel like I don't know what to say to you.
Sam: Well, it doesn't really matter, sweetheart, it's just... All you got to do is make sure you whisper it right here, right in my neck. Yeah, there you go. Oh, hi, John! [laughs] Boy, I didn't expect to see you here tonight.
John: Sam, I see you've made friends with my daughter.
Sam: Oh, yes, we're very good friends by now, John. I've discovered how her eyes dance in the light, how neat her hair smells, how soft her skin feels. Modesty prevents me from going on.
John: Fine, I'll send the wine steward over.
Valerie: Sam, I liked what you said about my eyes, but you know I'm wearing contacts.
Sam: Hmm? Oh, yeah, yeah, I know. I saw them swimming around in there earlier.