Quote from Woody in Feeble Attraction
Host: [on radio] Mr. Boyd, what was the coldest day in Boston's history? Woody: [on the phone] Well, you don't really care. You're just like all the rest. Carla: Woody, tell him. Woody: All right. The coldest day in Boston's history is January 12, 1981. Host: Mr. Boyd, you've won our grand prize! Carla: All right! Woody: The winds were westerly at 20 miles per hour. Host: You'll be staying... Woody: Interestingly enough, the coldest day in Boston's history did not start out that way. Host: ...home of the world-famous mahi-mahi burger. Woody: The barometric pressure was hovering... Host: Hey, weatherman, shut up! Woody: Not till I'm finished. Carla: [on the phone] Give me that. He'll be right down to pick up his prize. Woody: What did I win, a t-shirt? Carla: Woody, you're going to Hawaii. Woody: I'm going to Hawaii? It's not cold there, suckers!