Dr. Sheila Rydell: Mr. Malone. Oh, it is the same Sam Malone. I hope this is a professional visit.
Sam: Oh, I'm sad to say yes. Doctor, I need to unburden myself here, and I figured that you were the one person maybe I could talk to.
Dr. Sheila Rydell: Of course. Sit down. Now take your time. Tell me what's troubling you.
Sam: Well, Doctor, as you know, I'm a young, healthy male. But recently I've... Oh, heck, I'm not going to mince words with you here. Lately I haven't been able to get the old evan root cranking.
Dr. Sheila Rydell: Excuse me?
Sam: Um, well, it's like uh... It's like my favorite shirt is a little light in the starch.
Dr. Sheila Rydell: Are you trying to say that you're impotent?
Sam: No, don't, oh, don't use that word.