Woody: Well, um Mary, you see... Uh... I mean, you know, uh, how... I don't suppose there's any chance you understand what I'm talking about yet.
Mary: Actually, I do. Let me explain something to you, Woody. I'm a very lonely woman since I lost my husband. My family lives out of state. I never see my grandchildren, and most of my friends have moved or passed away. Seems my days are so hard to fill. I swear, there are mornings when it didn't seem worthwhile getting out of bed. A- And then I met you-
Woody: Stop. Stop. Will you marry me?
Mary: Heavens, no. I'm three times your age.
Woody: You know that I'm young?
Mary: Well, Woody, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
Woody: Well, why didn't you ever tell me this?
Mary: Well, I enjoyed your company so. And besides, every time I wanted to, you started quoting "The Jumping Frog of Calaveras County". Now, I hope you're not upset with me.
Woody: Oh, are you kidding? I'm just glad I didn't have to dump you.
Mary: [laughs] And besides, you had such fun playing the part, and you were quite excellent.
Woody: You sure you don't want to marry me?