Woody Quote #228
Quote from Woody in Pudd'n Head Boyd
Woody: Well, um Mary, you see... Uh... I mean, you know, uh, how... I don't suppose there's any chance you understand what I'm talking about yet.
Mary: Actually, I do. Let me explain something to you, Woody. I'm a very lonely woman since I lost my husband. My family lives out of state. I never see my grandchildren, and most of my friends have moved or passed away. Seems my days are so hard to fill. I swear, there are mornings when it didn't seem worthwhile getting out of bed. A- And then I met you-
Woody: Stop. Stop. Will you marry me?
Mary: Heavens, no. I'm three times your age.
Woody: You know that I'm young?
Mary: Well, Woody, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
Woody: Well, why didn't you ever tell me this?
Mary: Well, I enjoyed your company so. And besides, every time I wanted to, you started quoting "The Jumping Frog of Calaveras County". Now, I hope you're not upset with me.
Woody: Oh, are you kidding? I'm just glad I didn't have to dump you.
Mary: [laughs] And besides, you had such fun playing the part, and you were quite excellent.
Woody: You sure you don't want to marry me?
Cheers Quotes
‘Pudd'n Head Boyd’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Sam: Folks, I have a bit of bad news that may affect a lot of you. I'm not going to beat around the bush, I'm just going to come right out and say it. Last call. [patrons groan]
Norm: Well, what the heck, maybe I'll give Vera a thrill and go home a little early tonight. Although, you know, she did look kind of thrilled when I left.
Quote from Lilith
Sam: You guys look like you had a good time.
Frasier: We had oodles of fun. And we lost a combined 11 pounds to boot.
Cliff: Wait, you lost weight on a cruise? I heard there were wall-to-wall meals.
Lilith: There were also wall-to-wall waves.
Frasier: Yes. Well, fortunately, after three days of giving Chef Hugo's fine cuisine back to the sea, we were fitted with these little, uh, ear patches. They seemed to do the trick.
Lilith: And put us to sleep for the rest of the trip.
Carla: So you guys spent seven days and nights snoozing and barfing your way through the Caribbean?
Lilith: And we've never felt slimmer and more refreshed.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Gather 'round, everybody. I'm going to do Authors in Hell. I mean, if that's all right with you, Miss Howe.
Rebecca: Well, I was planning to wait for the movie, but go ahead.
Woody: Imagine if you will a huge book opens up, and l - Mark Twain - step out. I am surrounded by various tormented American writers. And Satan. The lights dim. [as Twain] Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted. Persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished. Persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. [a patron coughs as Woody smokes a cigar]
Rebecca: Woody, go on.
Woody: Well, I just sit here and smoke. I don't talk again till the middle of act four.