Quote from Sam in One for the Book
Kevin: Can I have your attention? I've been sitting here drinking all evening. Now I have something important to say. Cliff: Yeah, it's down the hall to the left, guy. Kevin: First, I'd like to make a public apology to the young lady I insulted earlier this evening. I lost my head. Coach: Kevin, please, don't worry about it. Diane: Apology accepted, Kevin. Kevin: Second, I'd like to thank you all for helping me see the light. It is clear now that I am not fit for the monastery. I succumb too easily to the pleasures of the flesh. Norm: That's OK. Don't worry about it. Kevin: Tonight... Tonight has proven that I belong here, in a bar, drinking booze with seedy degenerates, and getting slapped around by cheap dames. Coach: Kevin, it's our pleasure. Sam: I'm gonna give you a real man's drink here. It's called coffee. Kevin: Coffee? Men drink that? Sam: Men who've had too much to drink do.