Ed: As I recall, you had a darned good hard slider. And here you are schlepping drinks? The great Sam "Maybe" Malone.
Norm: Hey, hey, hey. That is "Mayday".
Ed: Let me buy you a drink, Sam.
Sam: No, thanks.
Ed: Come on, I didn't mean all that stuff about your ball club. C'mon, have a drink.
Sam: I don't drink.
Ed: A ball player that don't drink?
Coach: He doesn't drink any more. That's it.
Ed: Oh, that's- That's what happened. And I thought you just lost it. [laughs]
Coach: Hey, he licked his booze problem three years ago.
Ed: Hey, what was it like pitching at two guys at the same time? [laughs] What was it like coming in with bases loaded, and so were you?
[Carla screams as she runs up and jumps Ed before pounding his face into the bar]