Coach: I coached this kid down in Pawtucket in double-A ball, and up here with the Red Sox. He was one of the best Little Leaguers ever to play the game.
Sam: Take it easy, Coach.
Coach: No, I mean it, he was the very best. As sure as the earth is round.
Sam: You don't believe that, Coach.
Coach: Well, you know, I never used to believe it, Sam, until I saw those pictures from the space shuttle.