Carla: Sam, Sam. Sammy, it's, it's okay. So you're blowing your feathers. It's not the end of the world. Sure. You know, there's a lot more to Sam Malone than just your great hair.
Sam: Really?
Carla: Of course. You're a great guy. Handsome, sweet...
Sam: Oh, don't say "sweet."
Carla: What's the matter with sweet?
Sam: It's another way of saying bald.
Carla: Sam, Sam, I- I mean it. You are a terrific, sweet guy. I mean, anybody who would do what you just did to make someone feel better is the best friend in the world.
Sam: You don't think any less of me?
Carla: Think any less of me?
Sam: Oh...
[As Sam hugs Carla, she takes another peek at his "hair replacement system" and laughs to herself]