Police Officer: This is the third time we've been here in two weeks, Sam. Any idea why you're having so many fights?
Sam: Yeah, yeah, ever since that biker bar closed down, we're getting these big apes coming in here. I mean, what are we supposed to do?
Man: Be grateful.
Sam: You know something, if you'd get over here when I called you, none of this would've happened. Oh, oh, look at this. Woody. Oh, man, are you all right?
Woody: Yeah, I'm okay.
Sam: See, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
Police Officer: We're gonna have to file an injury report.
Sam: You bet you are. Tell him, tell him what happened.
Woody: Well, I was downstairs getting a case of scotch, and there's that one low beam... What happened here?