Quote from Sam in An Old-Fashioned Wedding
Mr. Gaines: Finally, we seem to be ready to start the wedding. I'll go upstairs and get Kelly. Sam: Oh, no, no, no. Mr. Gaines. Mr. Gaines: Right, Sam, and you get Woody. Let's do it. Sam: [shouts] All right now, you go upstairs, Mr. Gaines, to Kelly's room! Mr. Gaines: Sam, please. You're yelling loud enough to wake the dead. Sam: Oh, yeah, if only I could.