Frasier: Sam, let me have a Scotch. Oh, make it a double. Oh, what the hell? Just pound me over the head with the bottle.
Sam: Whoo! Tough day, huh?
Frasier: No, I'm not unwinding, Sam, I'm... I'm bracing up. You see, Lilith's mother is coming up from the city for our fifth wedding anniversary, meeting me here. I thought I'd come in a little early and marinate.
Sam: Yeah, mother-in-laws, man, they're tough.
Frasier: Oh, she's demanding, Sam. She's unreasonable, cold, sarcastic, bitter. Nothing is to her liking ever.
Carla: Yeah, we know. What's her mother like?