Quote from Sam in Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist
Sam: [on the phone] Listen, I have a question for you, Tony. Uh, are your arms broken as well, or is it j-just the legs? Just the legs are shattered. [quietly] All right! Say, all right, Tony, maybe if I showed up there with some scissors I could lean over the bed and... Tony? Tony, don't- don't pass out on me, man. Hello? Who's this? You're his nurse? Ah, great. Listen, honey, do you cut hair by any chance? Hello? Shoot! [hangs up] I hate this. I can hear the little hairs scraping along my collar. Can you hear that, or is that just me?