Tour Guide: If you look on your left, you'll see the historic public garden, which in colonial days was used as a public grazing area for privately owned livestock. On your right are some of the historic brownstones. Oh, my God, step on it, Harry!
Cliff: He doesn't know what he's talking about!
Tour Guide: It's that know-it-all mailman!
Cliff: You wanna know the real... I'll tell you the real story! The Clavins got here before the pilgrims!