Quote from Sam in Ma's Little Maggie
Sam: All right, all right, all right. If you really think this is important, I'll, uh, I'll stop drinking coffee. Rebecca: All right, good. I mean, we only have two days left in this month. Sam: What do you mean? Rebecca: Well, you see here on the calendar, l, I put a B for baby on the days when I'm likely to conceive. You know, the days when we should make love. Sam: That's funny. I usually put an F. Rebecca: F? Sam: For "fertile." What did you think I meant? You know, I'm... I'm not so sure I want you to carry my baby.