Woody: Uh, what does he say about me?
Norm: And he sort of goes on and on.
Woody: No, no, go ahead, read it. I can take it.
Norm: "Woody Boyd is weak."
Woody: "Weak"? Is that all? Not handsome and weak?
Frasier: Well, Woody, you know what they say, "There's no such thing as bad press as long as they spell your name right."
Lilith: Actually, it says "Woody Doyb is weak."