Sam: The whole contest has gone to hell. I mean, believe me, l... I really presented my case to the contest committee. See, I made a graph here. Look at this. Now, these the bust measurements of all the winners since 1976, and almost to a woman, they're over a 38.
Woody: What's this one that dips way down here?
Sam: Uh, that's the year Diane won. It's no good. It's just no good at all. I think I'm gonna write my councilman. Oh, what am I talking about?! My councilman's a babe, too! God, the whole world's crowding in on me!