Man: Well, here's your room, Mr. and Mrs. Malone.
Woody: Well, thank you. The wife and I really enjoy getting away from the kids for a relaxing evening. By the way, honey, shouldn't we call the babysitter and tell her there's some chicken in the fridge? The little woman is a great cook. Almost makes putting up with the mother-in-law worthwhile.
Man: You two aren't married, are you?
Woody: No.
Man: [flatly] Gee, you really had me going there for a while.