Quote from Sam in Woody or Won't He
Conrad: So, Sam, are you interested in buying in? Sam: As a matter of fact, I happen to have about $500 just burning a hole in my checking account. Conrad: Well, Sam, you know, the shares are $1,000 each. Sam: Oh, well, I hate to hog a whole share by myself. Anyone want to go halfsies? All right, $1,000 it is. I'll just have to tighten my belt a little bit... Or eat it.