Quote from Woody in What Is... Cliff Clavin?
Rebecca: You know how people go on the show Jeopardy! and they always tell some little amusing anecdote? Cliff: Yeah, sure. Rebecca: Well, I was just standing over there thinking that maybe it would be good publicity for the bar if you could come up with a funny little blurb about Cheers. Norm: Cliffie, I know, why don't you tell them about the time we got that really bad keg of beer and everyone got sick all over the place, remember? Cliff: Yeah! Carla: No, no, no, remember that glow in the dark men's room fungus? Woody: Now how about the time you found that dead possum on the steps? At least I hope that was a possum. I hate to think a rat could get that big.