Quote from Sam in The Art of the Steal
Rebecca: This was going to be the most fabulous night of my entire life. Sam: Oh, come on. It's not that bad. I'm kind of enjoying myself. I can't remember the last time that I laid awake at night just talking to somebody. It must be back when I was a kid, sharing a bunk bed with my brother. Rebecca: [scoffs] You're trying to tell me that with all those thousands of women you supposedly slept with, you never stayed up and talked to one of them? Sam: What's to talk about? I mean, a guy does all his talking beforehand. [chuckles]